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SS2011 the catwalk is complete, all major brands also began to release large tracts of the new advertising, new techniques, but also the old tune , human sea tactics, small fresh, all share to everyone!
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busy at work every year when you can give yourself completely to arrange a relaxing trip, leave the work environment, for a mood, but also for an experience to share with you before, I travel in Cambodia, travel time, really touched a lot of life, had a much better understanding of their own, and I think this is the meaning of travel, Jane Simple single, to manage the work of the heart of a down, take a nice relaxed state of mind, to discover new things, and each trip, I have new discoveries and insights.
as a fashion workers, whether it is will do something in a fashion perspective, even a country like Cambodia travel will always go with the moment of the experience and feeling of different cultures, different regions of the existence of fashion, even in a region of poverty and then backward again, everyone the pursuit of beauty is the same heart, longing for the good life is the same. Even the most ordinary cloth, but also can produce the distinctive character of the beautiful costumes.
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ago in Japan regular sea fishing when I tell people caught in the deep sea off Okinawa, 15 of the Maguro the record, who do not believe, looking at my body: 'This is the little man on your children, how could!' God swear I was really a fishing master, but each board to seasickness, but do not reel in a kind of never give up. Hui need something even threw up gall, but the pain is forgotten, the next time still to go.
hotel to arrange a small fishing boat, it is already 4 o'clock in the afternoon, because there are difficulties of communication, together with the manager of the hotel lobby was on the boat. the voice of experience, this time really have not heard of sea fishing However, the sea is in the past, 4,5 o'clock in the morning. looked at the equipment on board, did not see any thing for fishing. the original fisherman did not intend to take us to go fishing, but transferred at sea turn only, but through communication, since all on the boat, a fishing village to the adjacent side to see.
fishing about 30 minutes out of time, to see is as far have seen on TV circumstances, a cottage built in the water rely on one, because the old material, it is estimated there is a 3,4-random wind will be blown down in general. All the people on the island, as seen looking at us like aliens, But their enthusiasm. wearing clothes (and old may not know how long to wear, but it looked very clean), or naked little children, far to see we called, 'Hello'. We all like to be photographed, each person's face are bare smile.
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recently listening to some music, some music in addition to the usual, but also a number of pure music listening, a certain emotional detachment After looking at the pure music which echoes belong to the soul. and then to see the picture on this set of recordings of these photos is a set of album covers, and combine for each city has its own different music, indeed, every cities are pregnant with their bodies different cultures, different rhythms, different voices, if you carefully listen to and maybe can hear each note of the difference.
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stayed in Phnom Penh One night, drove 3 hours to reach the next day with the scenery along the way saw a completely different Resort. This is the only one in the southern coast of Cambodia Resort, is estimated to leave the Resort you want to stroll around the small, it is best to dispel this idea, because Resort door step, you see living in a dilapidated cottage in the local people, over and over is not like a cow looks skinny white cattle in Cambodia, not much in the eating nutrients grass, the way I want, so thin that they raised cattle do not know what to do?
of the resort is only 16 Villa, set during the Christmas season did not never ending. where the sea and the general difference is the beach resort Its beach is not very good, for it is quite is the day
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and Fashion for nearly 20 years dealing with every day of the designers, brands, colors, fashion, creative, market too much . home soon after 8 years, although several times during the Christmas vacation, but not a heart, a complete drop off work and devote yourself to enjoy our time. This is the first time I decided to go to an absolutely quiet , and even a little too quiet place to vacation - the southern part of Cambodia, a few tourists to the place-Kep. tell you the truth for myself a new challenge.
generation in Southeast Asia, Thailand, and Vietnam have been , and have always wanted to go to Cambodia. may normally travel everywhere in New York, Paris, London, a big city like Tokyo, you can see who is the same, selling the same thing, talking about things that are also identical. In fact, we are in them, are often compelling, but I also believe that some people are born to like fighting, like fame and fortune, may be fun, the most painful thing is, no matter how you feel, for people only concerned with the surface of the speaking, not important. to a final one to be called the Asian has not been developed to retain the original ecology of the country, for us that live in high-tech, complex social relationships in people, is give yourself a static like the opportunity to reach from the people you usually see in a different way of life, different ideas. is a sense of luxury experience!
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Tags: < br> Baroque to invite the Japanese clothing company, this should take part in the November 24, Shinjuku in Tokyo, the first independent AZUL By Moussy brand building opening ceremony in Beijing but because work could not get away, only to Tokyo 26. The most Unfortunately, missed my favorite British super singer Jamiroquai's live! though only sang two songs, but said that expensive!
Baroque's two most popular brands in Japan, Sly and Moussy, 109 from 10 years ago, is a superstar in brand building. super shop concept is the success secret of the two brands! how many people have heard of the brand of fire because the clerk is too cool for? Sly and Moussy in the staff In Japan, as the dazzling star, their dress, has become the idol dreams of young people Shibuya
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few days ago to see anna Wintour lectures in the central United States, halfway hear again Fashion's Night Out on some news, I was in New York Fashion Week, Y-3 for intense fashion show it, and in the field to experience the grand global event.
recently saw a group of about FNO the background of the photo, there are a number of supermodel Anna's figure was among them, and then share with you.
Today, the public pursuit of fashion, the style is not forever be able to meet some, but not everyone has that kind of gas field, Ms. Chanel, so that style as a symbol, a strong touch of classic color way. < br> However, high fashion but is so far away, whether it is a staggering price, or number of relatively sparse, so that ordinary people are not too many opportunities for contact.
But all this spending rule age, The rise of a trend, allows the general public who experience a high-end high-speed stunning fashion tour - High Street fashion.
to high street fashion to say a few days before Anna Wintour
(Editor in Chief of Vogue US) to come to China for a visit and a seminar organized by the central United States caused a domestic fashion and great concern in the industry, and then yesterday, Anna visited the You Lunsi named Center for Contemporary Art (UCCA ), the Anna in the Central Academy of Fine Arts today, Museum of Fine Art organized a symposium.
after the arrival hall of the central United States, which has been filled with students, as well as media, friends, everyone seems is already ready to to see the Anna Wintour's style, we are all basically sat down, after the photographic camera in place, Anna and Vogue editor in chief of Miss Zhang Yu of China went into the auditorium, field applause everywhere, also attended along with with Vogue's Fashion News Director Mark Holgate, and Director of Special Events Sylvana Soto-Ward.
activities from the entire process, we can see that Anna is not so far away as the imagination and to give the wanted to get into fashion industry or fashion magazines, media people some very useful advice: To become a better fashion practitioners, we must learn to see more and more experience the outside world, to know every aspect of how it works. of course There are other suggestions.
the other two very worthy introduction, Vogue's Fashion News Director Mark Holgate, and Director of Special Events Sylvana Soto-Ward.Mark Holgate is responsible for the Vogue website, he describes the network Vogue
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Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Lake real estate sales 2010 sales of 33.3 billion in December a new high record year
1 7, Lake Properties Limited (960.HK) announced full year 2010, Lake Group total area of 2,454,000 square meters of sales contracts, an increase of 30%, the amount of 33.32 billion yuan sales, an increase of 81% , more than 24.8 billion yuan annual target of nearly 35%.
signed the western region of which 13.44 billion yuan, 11.81 billion yuan Bohai Sea region signed the Yangtze River Delta region signed 8.07 billion yuan.
years ago, part of the shares is expected to soar! Confidential! Market institutions will soon be reversed capital flows have changed dramatically! Main funding is plotting a new layout
Lake Properties also announced that December sales of a single month of the contract amount 5.59 billion yuan, the amount of monthly sales record high during the year, mainly Lake The second project, of which Lake Changzhou, turnover 870 million yuan.
Lake real estate that in 2010, Lake Bohai Sea, Yangtze River Delta and the western loop of three billion national balanced development pattern of the formation of sales, of which Beijing Longhu year contract sales amounted to 10.02 billion yuan , ranked second in local markets; Chongqing Longhu subscription amount exceeded 9.0 billion, consecutive 5-year local market first; Chengdu Lake annual sales amount of 4.51 billion yuan of the contract, the first three to enter the local market.
In addition, new entrants into the Yangtze River Delta, Lake in 2010, Wuxi, Changzhou, to 1.9 billion, 20 billion contract amount into the regional markets are the top three.
signed the western region of which 13.44 billion yuan, 11.81 billion yuan Bohai Sea region signed the Yangtze River Delta region signed 8.07 billion yuan.
years ago, part of the shares is expected to soar! Confidential! Market institutions will soon be reversed capital flows have changed dramatically! Main funding is plotting a new layout
Lake Properties also announced that December sales of a single month of the contract amount 5.59 billion yuan, the amount of monthly sales record high during the year, mainly Lake The second project, of which Lake Changzhou, turnover 870 million yuan.
Lake real estate that in 2010, Lake Bohai Sea, Yangtze River Delta and the western loop of three billion national balanced development pattern of the formation of sales, of which Beijing Longhu year contract sales amounted to 10.02 billion yuan , ranked second in local markets; Chongqing Longhu subscription amount exceeded 9.0 billion, consecutive 5-year local market first; Chengdu Lake annual sales amount of 4.51 billion yuan of the contract, the first three to enter the local market.
In addition, new entrants into the Yangtze River Delta, Lake in 2010, Wuxi, Changzhou, to 1.9 billion, 20 billion contract amount into the regional markets are the top three.
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Zhumadian dialect. Killing me. A lot of almost forgotten ~
1, a man called scraping sweat single note 2, dad is not called Dad, called answer.
3, squatting squatting is not called, then called the bottom. 4, the toilet is not called the toilet, called the demolition of the child.
5, T-shirt not called T-shirt, called line gown 6, short-sleeved short-sleeved not called, called Han fork.
7, vest not called vest, called Kaner. 8, inciting a slap called hh ridge Mother
10, sun, sun hh 11, hh Yeer a 12 yesterday, put something there called the push to
13, the knee, called the old Gail 14 cloth, pepper, pepper Jiaoqin 15, Eagle , called the old carved
16, 17 bench called the squatting child, clothes, pocket called the bag of 18 children, cattle Jiaoou
19, nausea 20 people called cell one, a girl named Xiao Ni 21, a bad call NAO
23 cicada called the sub-pump 24 Ma, hide and seek possession of the old wood called the 25 children, nothing is called wood thing
26, 27 peanut called naked, tired panic call 28 miles to sleep, lie called the cat people
29, 30 called the hundred dishes take their food, chat, children called the spray width of 31, called the girl of estimated live
32, 33, called the fire shouting threats, just named to the United States 34, and consequently in any event get called
35, who curse wow 36, no attention is not called off 37 Xu, peers called for a raft child
38, afternoon, 39 children named after the classes, now Jiaozhen over 40, have called Jiang Meng
41, sore throat Jiaohu 42, called sparrow adopted son of 43 insects, comfortable call out the tanks or interesting
44, called the kitchen stove housing 45, the bedroom is called in class 46, did not call for dinner drink timber has
47, on the bare sub-body called the Machine Doc 48 , living room called the main room 49, the State called good home
50, called the demolition
switched cars Zhumadian Forum
3, squatting squatting is not called, then called the bottom. 4, the toilet is not called the toilet, called the demolition of the child.
5, T-shirt not called T-shirt, called line gown 6, short-sleeved short-sleeved not called, called Han fork.
7, vest not called vest, called Kaner. 8, inciting a slap called hh ridge Mother
10, sun, sun hh 11, hh Yeer a 12 yesterday, put something there called the push to
13, the knee, called the old Gail 14 cloth, pepper, pepper Jiaoqin 15, Eagle , called the old carved
16, 17 bench called the squatting child, clothes, pocket called the bag of 18 children, cattle Jiaoou
19, nausea 20 people called cell one, a girl named Xiao Ni 21, a bad call NAO
23 cicada called the sub-pump 24 Ma, hide and seek possession of the old wood called the 25 children, nothing is called wood thing
26, 27 peanut called naked, tired panic call 28 miles to sleep, lie called the cat people
29, 30 called the hundred dishes take their food, chat, children called the spray width of 31, called the girl of estimated live
32, 33, called the fire shouting threats, just named to the United States 34, and consequently in any event get called
35, who curse wow 36, no attention is not called off 37 Xu, peers called for a raft child
38, afternoon, 39 children named after the classes, now Jiaozhen over 40, have called Jiang Meng
41, sore throat Jiaohu 42, called sparrow adopted son of 43 insects, comfortable call out the tanks or interesting
44, called the kitchen stove housing 45, the bedroom is called in class 46, did not call for dinner drink timber has
47, on the bare sub-body called the Machine Doc 48 , living room called the main room 49, the State called good home
50, called the demolition
switched cars Zhumadian Forum
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Rights finally cool
Wow great moment to write at noon. Rocket two straight friends, friends that I do not worry about the next. Horror Hulk today Lectra calf away again. The fourth quarter of executive power is simply too strong. Really did not say This year the top three of Texas swept six games. absolute championship. If I did not touch the dead. I wonder, why can not people set wave of men run-in period. This is not manifestly contrary to the laws of nature OK. I Suddenly want to emphasize that Paul should be given this year's mvp.
yesterday inspected the pig went to the cafeteria manager. your mother really interesting, and eat what is called a good one. finished yesterday, inadvertently, a modicum of success being thing. Stopping the car to a level only half a centimeter away from the location. once I could not help but to film it, and will be named this photo Schumacher. shameless Kazakhstan.
there is a unit of this computer is crappy, and draw a map thief is not interesting, the mouse also long period, the next question can not add their own memory, not to the reimbursement of the one unit, and secondly, does not allow unauthorized changes of fixed assets , true mulberry, and my brain is defective leadership to step down. Most people are new to the penguin called for the computer, I do not require, at least with most of my comrades on the line What about the results we find Aoao with a few under the name of the new leadership to lead away the computer, remove the defective really makes a thorn to slip. with more than a few years ago the majority of comrades still under a lot of times. also told I'm fine! Perhaps someone think, that this leadership is also not bad what, at least has been used before comrades times than the PC. This is also true to, but because the last update the computer, for a large number, the comrades used to need to draw We work with, had led the table at that time defective comrades machine better than a lot. leadership because they do not draw so it is no replacement. just this for me. You can also say not draw wow can barely make do, but it is accurate Mody.
yesterday inspected the pig went to the cafeteria manager. your mother really interesting, and eat what is called a good one. finished yesterday, inadvertently, a modicum of success being thing. Stopping the car to a level only half a centimeter away from the location. once I could not help but to film it, and will be named this photo Schumacher. shameless Kazakhstan.
there is a unit of this computer is crappy, and draw a map thief is not interesting, the mouse also long period, the next question can not add their own memory, not to the reimbursement of the one unit, and secondly, does not allow unauthorized changes of fixed assets , true mulberry, and my brain is defective leadership to step down. Most people are new to the penguin called for the computer, I do not require, at least with most of my comrades on the line What about the results we find Aoao with a few under the name of the new leadership to lead away the computer, remove the defective really makes a thorn to slip. with more than a few years ago the majority of comrades still under a lot of times. also told I'm fine! Perhaps someone think, that this leadership is also not bad what, at least has been used before comrades times than the PC. This is also true to, but because the last update the computer, for a large number, the comrades used to need to draw We work with, had led the table at that time defective comrades machine better than a lot. leadership because they do not draw so it is no replacement. just this for me. You can also say not draw wow can barely make do, but it is accurate Mody.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Dragon Boat Festival boring!
Bo has not written a long time, possibly because there is no time had the passion, and it may be because the work was really a bit busy. Always felt that Han did not know to write some good, just a bit empty today, so we forced ourselves to write one Little Bo articles it!
a boring few days ago, just after the Dragon Boat Festival, why say boring, because I did not eat Zongzi and salted egg. in fact, did not eat Zongzi and salted egg Dragon Boat Festival is not unusual , but let me forget this year's Dragon Boat Festival is a big boy for the first time I did not eat Zongzi and salted egg. this sense, said the whole matter a bit larger. Ha ha! This is not saying that I think it was a child.
a child over the Dragon Boat Festival, to be honest is to eat Zongzi and salted egg, like the Mid-Autumn Festival to eat moon cake is the same. often a few days before the Dragon Boat Festival, the mother to raise the collection point to the river palm leaves, and then buy point of glutinous rice, salted egg is pickled in the tank already has. Dragon Boat Festival the night before to pack Zongzi a busy family, the beginning of package Zongzi are light meters, and later with the living conditions of improvement, brown house with red beans, mung beans, red dates, meat. Zongzi wrap tied a drawer of a drawer, and then began to put on a pot, and cook for a while so the water is boiling, waves of flavor aroma. Dragon Boat Festival every year around the country is full of incense Zongzi. so Zongzi cooked, it will remove the pot and then hung up. Dragon Boat Festival early in the morning, the table will be placed on a tray and a plate of salted Zongzi. side Zongzi eat salty side of the feeling of digging, the old energetic, and with the words now called: pops. More interesting is to eat salted egg, a chopstick to dig into the eggs, Chang out of all yellow oil, so you keep track of , he exclaimed, waste and pity .......!< br> I kept thinking, I am a bit peckish, well, to the cafeteria to eat it! 88, huh, huh!
a boring few days ago, just after the Dragon Boat Festival, why say boring, because I did not eat Zongzi and salted egg. in fact, did not eat Zongzi and salted egg Dragon Boat Festival is not unusual , but let me forget this year's Dragon Boat Festival is a big boy for the first time I did not eat Zongzi and salted egg. this sense, said the whole matter a bit larger. Ha ha! This is not saying that I think it was a child.
a child over the Dragon Boat Festival, to be honest is to eat Zongzi and salted egg, like the Mid-Autumn Festival to eat moon cake is the same. often a few days before the Dragon Boat Festival, the mother to raise the collection point to the river palm leaves, and then buy point of glutinous rice, salted egg is pickled in the tank already has. Dragon Boat Festival the night before to pack Zongzi a busy family, the beginning of package Zongzi are light meters, and later with the living conditions of improvement, brown house with red beans, mung beans, red dates, meat. Zongzi wrap tied a drawer of a drawer, and then began to put on a pot, and cook for a while so the water is boiling, waves of flavor aroma. Dragon Boat Festival every year around the country is full of incense Zongzi. so Zongzi cooked, it will remove the pot and then hung up. Dragon Boat Festival early in the morning, the table will be placed on a tray and a plate of salted Zongzi. side Zongzi eat salty side of the feeling of digging, the old energetic, and with the words now called: pops. More interesting is to eat salted egg, a chopstick to dig into the eggs, Chang out of all yellow oil, so you keep track of , he exclaimed, waste and pity .......!< br> I kept thinking, I am a bit peckish, well, to the cafeteria to eat it! 88, huh, huh!
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Super good pregnancy practical taboo (spare)
Super good pregnancy diet and practical articles
taboo PART 1 of pregnant women diet is a university asked! What to eat? What not to eat? What to eat well on the fetus? Eat can affect fetal health? If these questions make you head is so big! see the following 14 questions about diet during pregnancy and answers.
Question 1: a cold drink or eating ice product will cause contractions do?
A: drink cold drinks, the stomach will feel strange when, in fact, not because of cold or ice cause contractions, but the food temperature is low, eating into the stomach causing gastrointestinal discomfort. Studies have shown that when the pregnant woman's hand touch the ice, the contraction of blood vessels in the uterus , the relative fetal blood circulation will not affect their growth. Therefore, pregnant women should eat less ice cream, popsicle these foods, as cold drinks, as long as at room temperature, the temperature can exceed more than 10 ℃ Celsius.
Question 2: you can eat spicy food?
A: eat chili for pregnant women and babies had no effect. peppers numb nerves containing substance, will affect the baby's nervous, so the Bulletin boards are in the consumption of chili, we must pay attention not mouth numb so you can eat, the right amount of food can be. eating chili, just to grasp the principle mouth is numb, pregnant women were able to secure a spicy food.
Question 3: You can eat durian, ginger these hot food do?
A: The blood sugar will rise, once the mother's blood glucose increased, the baby would be easy too heavy, so pregnant women eat durian if to no more than an orange meal size is limited, but also is about half a slice of durian to avoid eating too much, causing the fetus is too large. Ginger stage a dry and hot foods, but also the improvement of maternal vomiting natural ingredients, so the cooking time put some ginger, about the size of a thumb weight can reduce the morning sickness, but do not taking too much!
Question 4: eat papaya, aloe easy to abortion do?
A: contains female hormones, easy to interfere with hormonal changes in pregnant women, especially the green papaya, pregnant women should turkey, because it is not only harmful to the stability of the fetus, may also lead to miscarriage. in Southeast Asian countries, local residents will also be used to eat papaya to contraception, we can see is detrimental for the production of papaya. As for aloe, there are currently carried out on animals experiment, the study found aloe for animals, can cause miscarriage results, so pregnant mothers, or eat as wonderful.
Question 5: do not drink or smoke?
A: If after pregnancy first three months of smoking, may increase the fetal cleft lip or cleft palate from happening. pregnant or regular exposure to passive smoking, then the baby will more likely to have learning disabilities or behavioral problems.
late pregnancy fetal neural cells and brain to communicate with the association occurring on a large stage, because of many neurotransmitters affected by alcohol, for fetal brain development can cause serious injury, there is alcoholism in pregnant women should stop drinking prior to the first .
Question 6: Pregnancy can drink soup will do?
A: The decoction of the warming is designed to allow women circulation, relieve symptoms. in accordance with traditional Chinese medicine said, during pregnancy, greater anger, this time to drink in fear has lit the soup of the doubt. Some women before pregnancy will have to take the habit of menstruation soup, and sometimes in early pregnancy because they do not know is pregnant is still taking, according to Taiwan's Tsumura Juntendo say, Tom will be taken during pregnancy , no adverse effects on the fetus, but there will be physical changes after pregnancy phenomenon, so the pregnancy is confirmed, the proposal will stop drinking soup.
Question 7: Loquat Cough cream you can eat?
A: different CHUANBEIPIBA paste formula, some of which contain Loquat paste, just make sure drug formulations, after discussion with the physician, can feel at ease taking Natural. In addition treatment of cough is not only eat Loquat extract, saw doctors will naturally be more suitable for pregnancy after the treatment.
Question 8: Pregnant women can eat up powder optical parametric or ginseng?
A: bed, Chinese medicine is generally recommended in the pregnant women, or late pregnancy, pregnant women whose bodies tend to heat, warm ginseng supplements if taken, could help the fire moving tires, increase the discomfort of pregnancy. ginseng are many kinds, such as ginseng, Jilin ginseng, Codonopsis, light powder, ginseng, heterophylla, etc., are Warming, fill or cold fill level difference, so after discussion with the physician taking the best approach.
Question 9: eat papaya baby will get jaundice?
A: Yes jaundice was mainly due to increased bilirubin in the blood, causing the eye sclera (white of the eye part) and the skin yellow. generally excessive intake of red and yellow vegetables, fruits, such as carrots, pumpkin, papaya, orange, oranges, persimmons, mango, etc., will make high levels of serum carotene, carotenoids deposited in the skin, the skin will turn yellow. but there has not been pregnant or clinical maternal consumption of papaya, resulting in the report of neonatal jaundice, papaya consumption is not associated with the occurrence of jaundice.
Question 10: eat bird's nest, the baby can avoid jaundice?
A: The saying in Chinese medicine, and had no basis. bird's nest, and sweet peace, yin, moistens dryness, fill in Qi, clinical illness usually weak conditioning use. nests are treated as treasures, I am afraid is falling into the pregnant women eat bird's nest a supplement, but still special attention to the clinical, bird's nest contains animal protein, there are idiosyncratic to be careful to eat bird's nest for pregnant women caused by allergic reactions.
Question 11: Eat berberine, ginseng, wine can support child?
A: Bitter, cold. a heat dampness, purging fire detoxification function, but after service or take too long, easily defeated the stomach. However, Chinese medicine, there is evidence the use of a drug, For example, some Vomiting of pregnancy (ie, vomiting of pregnancy), is caused by stomach heat, clinical use of berberine for the treatment will be.
if instead of thinking about pregnancy, physically weak, such as ginseng tonic for the blind that sweet warm hot supplements, to as fuel, is bound to make a sudden increase in heat, blood heat Wang Xing, the worst case can lead to threatened abortion, or to extend the cause of labor dystocia. wine class with alcohol, the fetus is very large, prospective mothers must-avoid .
Question: 12. Coix will eat off the tire?
A: The kernel is the familiar and people often eat food and medicine, its sweet light, slightly cold, a spleen and stomach, diuresis Shenshi, heat abscess of power. However, the root of Coix, ancient books have been used as the use of abortion. In addition, experimental studies have found that Coix seed oil, will increase the rabbit and guinea pig uterine contractions excited. Qing also referred to Among medicines, in particular should be cautious when taking. should be forbidden medicine are bezoar detoxification pills, pill bezoar pure heart, rheumatism wine, bone vulnerary, and even use the patch should be carefully vulnerary, should not use too long. Clinically, as long as proper medical syndrome, medication properly, even though toxic drugs, although bogey and make the disease go to tire safety. so pregnant women when they fall ill, still use the more controversial of the drug, but her condition is considered better to stop, no longer used.
Question 14: Pregnant women do not drink coffee or tea?
A: kind of drinks and tea contain caffeine, pregnant mothers in the first 3 months of coffee or tea to reduce amount, it is best not to drink. some of the relevant research indicates that drinking too much coffee, will increase fetal malformation, the probability of miscarriage, and birth-weight and so on. while its excitatory effects of caffeine, but also easy to cause fetal arrhythmias, pregnant women, heart rate, increased urination, potentially increasing the burden on the kidneys, so pregnant women or think twice about it! PART 2 articles
weight gain behavior, physiological status of pregnant women had a great change! often heard all about the taboo in the behavior of pregnant women, so Mommy both worried and confused, in the end what will really affect the behavior of pregnant women's safety? Do not worry! We give you insightful analysis.
Question 15: pregnancy to sex it? you have to wear a condom?
A: There are three sex life during pregnancy Note:
1, basically, in addition to several high-risk pregnancy (such as: placenta previa, antepartum hemorrhage, urgent abortion, cervical incompetence), the whole can have sex during pregnancy.
2, in the process of sexual intercourse, if pregnant women have a strong contraction of the uterus, abnormal bleeding, severe lower abdominal pain, you should stop sex as soon as medical treatment.
3, should bring a condom during sexual intercourse to reduce vaginal inflammation, and inflammation of the cervix and premature rupture of water phenomenon. Question 16, back pain, sore cream you can rub or paste Salongbasi it?
A: As the fetus grew up day by day, Mommy of the lumbar spine, pelvis floor muscles will gradually increase muscle weight, so in self-care and maternal health, should be in the correct position, the protection of the main spine , if the symptoms of back pain occurs, seek medical treatment should first see if the ligament injury, nerve compression or signs of preterm labor? as to whether or Salongbasi rub pain ointments, or determined after medical treatment is not only normal physiological phenomenon, by a doctor then use the appropriate guidance.
Question 17: you go to bed have to sleep on the left?
A: Pregnant women sleep adopted the left lateral position, in order to avoid the oppression of abdominal vein, resulting in poor blood return, easy produced edema; But every pregnant woman's womb and the relative position of the inferior vena cava is not the same, so pregnant women but if the left lateral feel uncomfortable, you can change the right side lying, or pillow between the legs clip , legs slightly elevated position, are possible.
Question 18: Pregnancy can be swimming or riding a exercise bike do?
A: gymnastics safety products not only contribute to the production process, but also effectively relieve back pain, headaches, back pain and other symptoms, but there's a limit movement, not overly fatigue yourself or respiratory flow, where swimming is a good and safe movement, because the water can reduce the force of gravity , the pregnant woman's body propped up; while riding exercise bike is a good choice, but to pay attention to the protection of the lumbar spine and knees, time should not exceed 30 minutes, the middle should have proper rest and hydration.
Question 19: use of microwave ovens, cell phones, computers affect the fetus you?
A: microwave ovens, cell phones, computers, etc., issued by the electromagnetic waves, effects on the fetus does not have enough data to prove that affect embryonic and fetal health; but If the pregnant woman's work is to be the long-term threat of exposure to electromagnetic waves, or the need for appropriate protective measures, such as: use of anti-electromagnetic protective clothing to reduce exposure time and opportunity.
Question 20: Pregnant women can not be cut or hot hair do?
A: hair cut will not affect the physiological state in an academic, nor the issue of fetal malformations. printing of rumors, pregnant women or hammer the nail scissors mapping of fetal defects, so pregnant women worry a little more If this is true, how can a pregnant hairdresser a haircut in time to help a pregnant woman, whose fetus should health of the fetus, because life must not perm, or perm pregnant women to avoid, especially in the first trimester (conception to 13 weeks) than insurance.
Question 21: A pregnant woman can stay up?
A: Life normal daily routine to help 全身各器官 and system's internal balance, thus providing the fetus? given growing environment. regularly stay up late can affect pregnant women, their physical and mental health, less conducive to the growth of the fetus. In addition, the uterus during pregnancy increasing gradually will oppress the inferior vena cava, so that poor lower body venous return, likely to cause varicose veins of the lower limbs and perineum and hemorrhoids. regular stay up late to reduce the flat (the best left side) of the sleep time, make the symptoms worse.
Question 22: Obstetrics and Gynecology of pregnant women be able to find you sick?
A: individual physicians often use drugs, whether prescription could be pregnant, must be completely familiar with the specialist is also the responsibility of the physician. pregnant women, sick, in addition to being the treatment of known or diseases, can look at the maternity clinic for a preliminary examination, if necessary, referral to another specialist to do the follow-up diagnosis and treatment. In general, pregnant women, the event of a cold, urethritis, cystitis or lower abdominal pain of unknown cause, you can find someone to obstetricians FDD. If asthma symptoms chest tightness, chest physicians should be looking for; acid reflux, stomach or abdominal pain should be looking for gastroenterologists: Surgical trauma is to find physicians; severe skin Qizhen, itching skin is to find physician; toothache please find a dentist; suspected dislocation and fracture Please find orthopedic surgeons.
Question 23: pregnant women or people massage you can SPA?
A: PA and massage for pregnant women is not an absolute taboo. do SPA should pay attention to the water? and water column pressure, the first trimester to avoid a long soak in hot water over temperature, the third trimester to avoid high-pressure jet of water hit the stomach . pregnant woman can do local massage the limbs, as a large trunk muscles stretching massage movements to avoid is wonderful! If you are concerned about whether the br> Question 24: A pregnant woman can do to go abroad by plane?
A: The air companies fly restrictions for pregnant women or regulations, changes in air pressure at high altitude is not worried about a threat to maternal and fetal health. As the third trimester, especially in the more to get closer to the expected date of pregnant women, if in the long flight made production trillion such as: pain, rupture or bleeding, on humanitarian grounds, the aircraft must be landed to the nearest airport to send medical care, causing flight delays and fuel losses (cost over high), may also be derived from 25: acne acne cream you can rub?
A: The common acne cream has the following four components: azelaic acid, antibiotics, benzoyl peroxide and vitamin A acid. azelaic acid and antibiotics In the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) classification of pregnancy as a B, that animal experiments can not be displayed dangerous, but no human trials of the full study, physicians should evaluate the efficacy and the risks can be used with caution. The benzoyl peroxide and vitamin A acid is a C-class is that animal experiments are teratogenic, but no human trials of the full study, should be avoided during pregnancy.
Question 26: You can take a motorcycle or a driver?
A: Pregnant women are always told to avoid moving the child out less gas; In fact, this does not mean Bulletin boards have to be at home, after all, Bulletin boards are also quite a number of the modern workplace. If there is no physical discomfort, such as : bleeding or abdominal pain, preterm labor, you can still take care to drive a car or riding a motorcycle. must be wearing a seat belt when driving, when sitting and avoid side motorcycle ride. But in late pregnancy, especially close to the expected date of birth, the stomach has been a marked uplift, Braving driving or riding motorcycles pregnant, hazard rate of natural increase, should avoid driving or riding a motorcycle to go out alone.
Question 27: You can do hot springs or bath?
A: The spring or bath can indeed tired and tight muscles relax, and promote blood circulation of lower limbs, reducing edema, and to improve back pain, Bulletin boards can be as hot springs or bath; but in the hot springs to avoid early pregnancy, premature birth does not apply if the phenomenon also should be avoided. should pay attention to the hot springs water is clean, the water temperature should not exceed 40 degrees Celsius, and the soaking time should not be too long. in a timely manner to add water to avoid dehydration caused by excessive sweating. If you feel any of them in the bath discomfort, such as: chest tightness, palpitations or respiratory flow, and must be immediately stopped and will not affect the pregnancy dangerous.
Question 28: pregnant you can see the teeth?
A: The best view in the pregnancy, before the teeth , For dental treatment, preferably before pregnancy treatment better. pregnancy period, the teeth if not, your dentist can perform the treatment of temporary pain, but if the phenomenon of gum infection, you still need dental treatment immediately . pregnancy is more suitable for the second period of dental treatment, but the emergency disposal of the principle of more extensive surgery and large, it is best to conduct until after delivery.
Question 29: Clothesline cause Abortion?
A: Because size and weight will change, so do some pregnant women, such as: arms raised, tiptoe, and other actions, the more difficult, does not apply and, indeed, easier for center of gravity and fall. But if it is in a safe environment, under the action carefully, simply drying of clothes, will not affect the pregnancy caused abortion.
Question 30: climbing stairs contribute to the production?
A: There are reports that movement frequency during pregnancy and the second stage of labor (uterine expansion to fetal birth) on the speed of progress, a movement of pregnant women will reduce the labor and production time. so expectant mothers should be done on weekdays and regular prenatal moderate exercise, walking or climbing stairs is a good choice, not only can enhance cardiovascular fitness and strength, but also can strengthen the pelvic muscles, pelvic production easier to open. In particular, late pregnancy, and walking and climbing stairs, can help decrease the fetal head; but climb the stairs to the attention of center of gravity, as far as possible to avoid the stairs above the main staircase, in order to avoid weight gain caused by the burden and the spine and knee injuries.
Question 31: Long-term pregnant women to listen to noisy music, your baby will be crying in the future?
A : The former study shows that pregnant women often hear melodic and harmonious music such as: streams, rivers and the sound of insects and birds singing and classical music, the fetus can feel the rhythm of music and rhythm, it makes women feel relaxed and vasoconstriction normal, of course, beneficial to fetal growth; contrast, noisy high-frequency rhythm of music, such as: rock, electronic music, like the fetus is less easy to show discomfort. In particular, after seven months pregnant, is the stage of fetal hearing development, Soft music can stimulate fetal hearing development, but also can increase the comfort of the fetus.
Question 32: pregnant women, vaccination harmful to the fetus?
A: try not vaccinated during the period, but during the prevalence of certain diseases, some vaccine did not harmful to the fetus can be considered injection. vaccine according to the source of three types:
1, viable attenuated vaccines (rubella, chicken pox, measles, mumps, BCG, oral polio vaccine), is After the live attenuated bacteria or after the virus, can cause fetal infection, vaccination is not recommended.
2, dead bacteria vaccine (influenza, Japanese encephalitis, rabies vaccine, etc.) is made of dead bacteria, no infection of the fetus force, can be injected.
3, toxoid vaccine (diphtheria, tetanus), secreted by the bacteria into toxoid, will not infect the fetus, can be injected.
question 33: fetal ultrasound scan will often do deformity?
A: A sound wave is not a crisis of ionizing radiation, or trauma will cause pregnant women and fetuses. current prenatal ultrasound is safe in general, is used to screen for major fetal congenital anomalies (intestinal obstruction, hydronephrosis, short limbs, cleft lip, hydrocephalus, spina bifida and congenital heart disease, etc.), the tools necessary and routine. Sometimes ultrasound will be various stages of fetal development, the impact of posture, and some by limit the Department, may need to chase ultrasound?, expectant mothers can be assured of their safety.
question 34: can not move heavy objects?
A: vulgar parlance, pregnant women, if moving, moving beds, wardrobe, etc., will move to the contraction, if not careful impact to the abdomen, and may cause bleeding or placenta peeling away early. So if during pregnancy, moving, moving heavy objects such as heavy work, pregnant women, not their own worth, you can find family or friends to do the job, to ensure that the mother and the safety of the fetus.
PART 3 Posts
folk folk society has spread a lot, and each of the local feelings are different, Mommy is not a contraindication for various civil, child of God says, is much troubled and confused? do not worry! first understand the origin and purpose of various taboos in order to correct the perceptions and attitudes to face it!
Question 35: pregnant, the family can move up?
A: The best early Do not move, because the child of God in a different direction every day, if casually move easily affect the fetus; move if necessary, Ke Yi birthday horoscopes almanac date selection control, it should not move? If you want to move, depending on the location of child of God Where, try not to hurt women, and the date of birth to avoid God's position out of the way, you can also buy a new broom, the junction of the handle and head tie a red cloth, sweep sweep away the problem
36: No hands held high over the shoulder or easy abortion?
A: People have different physical situation, if the family had the habit of abortion, we should be more careful. If the constitution were relatively weak, you can first consult a physician, how to use method of self-care health care, strengthen the body; In addition, you can also find some of tocolysis character, and invisible to provide more protection. remind mothers, although I believe God, but not too superstitious Oh!
question 37: do not Pregnant women can take the shoulder?
A: Folk said, people have three fire, the largest one in the head, two small fires in the shoulder; if a person suddenly slap shoulders, indeed surprised, soul instability. If the pregnant woman's physical and weak if not more likely to regard the fetus, ranging from the status of bleeding, weight may lead to miscarriage, so the attitude of most people the best attention to pregnant women, do not be irritating or substantially the action .
Question 38: the living room to avoid the flying beast picture?
A: The conditions. If the picture before pregnancy has been on the living room, and you do not need to move it, but after pregnancy, the best Do not install the new pictures, because the nails may be used to the fear of committing to a child of God, if you have to frame the picture, it was suggested to fix a day to see God fetal position, drawing as much as possible in order to draw the main text and feng shui to help in pregnant women relax and form a good quality prenatal care.
Question 39: avoid evil spirits kitchen, toilets to the accumulation of bad smell?
A: There is no need for pregnant women so as not to the kitchen to get knives, sharp things, except possibly inadvertently touch a child of God, if you accidentally bumped into, or so frightened, easily moving to the pregnancy may cause miscarriage. The toilet is not a bad smell, in fact, be as personal hygiene, always clean change of clothes, to maintain ventilation, soap, do not pile debris on the ground, to prevent the risk of slipping pregnant women.
question 40: sharp round belly, pregnant women, looks to see born sons or daughters?
A: The argument is that pregnant women stomach looks like an oval, egg-shaped, like, raw male drive is high, while the belly like a dumpling-like Yuangun shape, then the chance of a girl, of course, this claim is the accumulation of experience, also has its basis, but not 100% accurate. past custom is the beginning of pregnancy, your family and elegant (life is good or children and grandchildren) to open say the word congratulations, and congratulations on your sons or daughters, to a lucky sign; However, in modern society, boys and girls are taken seriously, after all, their lives are worth treasuring.
question 41: can not touch with other pregnant belly belly?
A: I am seriously not see hi hi, but not funeral funeral to say, that each person has its own magnetic field; however, be very careful during pregnancy or, if you have the occasion to go to the wedding, but also try not to touch the bride, do not mess sit (such as bride-bed), you can mouth first with water, and water can be making money, stable mood. pregnant women may be very nervous, afraid million tires accidentally touch God, is not conducive to the fetus, but often worried about it, will also affect prenatal care, so that your baby easily frightened, the most important thing is to maintain a pleasant mood, attention to safety. < br> question 42: cutting and sewing can not be pregnant?
Answer: farming men and women weave the systems society, women need to pay a large amount of work in fact, in order to allow pregnant women to rest, do not do much work , so that mind and body moments like these you can relax and develop good prenatal care is also virtually, so to persuade pregnant women not to do daily work of cutting and sewing, and evolved into folk taboo to say. its original intention, it is hoped pregnant women not to over-exertion, easy to move the tire air cause miscarriage.
Question 43: A pregnant woman can go visiting you?
A: The point of view to resolve, pregnant women, it is best not to go visiting, because the hospital has Many of the bacteria, but also the place most likely to be infected, the health for the sake of the mother and fetus, pregnant women can not go visiting, do not go to the delivery room; the ancients intended to scientific knowledge, but to be convincing, evolved the taboo, warning of the approach to achieve the effect.
Question 44: Pregnant women can participate in wedding or funeral?
A: The festive scene, easily affect people's mood, particularly pregnant women for prenatal care to cultivate, the most important is to maintain a good mood, let the fetus grow in a stable state, if on occasion among the funeral, will inevitably be infected with sad feelings, mood swings. In addition, the last occasion weddings, often held outdoors, you need to long standing, summer temperature is high, risk of heat acquired infections, easy to get cold in winter; therefore, advised pregnant women to rest or more people, weddings and funerals and complicated place, or try not to go!
question 45: weddings and funerals can eat the food you?
A: Do not eat, some people will think they are afraid come to grief, but from a scientific perspective, the above mentioned, a lot of weddings where people, in addition vulnerable to air not infected with diseases, food, health issues should also pay attention, because Tomorrow is sharing food, but also the health problems likely to have infection. And the food, like the funeral will be longer than the time of release, easy is not new; the ancients In fact, intelligent life has profound meaning.
question 46: touch the child of God will affect the fetus?
A: Yes, commonly known as the where the position of God is different every day, recommended for pregnant women and their families can refer to the almanac, but do not cause excessive stress due to blind faith and there are three principles for reference:
1, it should not move the bed.
2 Do not nail.
3, weapons, sharp items not on the bed.
question 47: pregnant women can go to the grave you?
A: The season of pregnant women can go to grave, but try to avoid paying If absolutely necessary, it must pay attention to road conditions are bumpy, if it is easy to fall in the mountain conditions, pregnant women must be careful when walking, others ready to provide assistance should also pay attention to the arm.
taboo PART 1 of pregnant women diet is a university asked! What to eat? What not to eat? What to eat well on the fetus? Eat can affect fetal health? If these questions make you head is so big! see the following 14 questions about diet during pregnancy and answers.
Question 1: a cold drink or eating ice product will cause contractions do?
A: drink cold drinks, the stomach will feel strange when, in fact, not because of cold or ice cause contractions, but the food temperature is low, eating into the stomach causing gastrointestinal discomfort. Studies have shown that when the pregnant woman's hand touch the ice, the contraction of blood vessels in the uterus , the relative fetal blood circulation will not affect their growth. Therefore, pregnant women should eat less ice cream, popsicle these foods, as cold drinks, as long as at room temperature, the temperature can exceed more than 10 ℃ Celsius.
Question 2: you can eat spicy food?
A: eat chili for pregnant women and babies had no effect. peppers numb nerves containing substance, will affect the baby's nervous, so the Bulletin boards are in the consumption of chili, we must pay attention not mouth numb so you can eat, the right amount of food can be. eating chili, just to grasp the principle mouth is numb, pregnant women were able to secure a spicy food.
Question 3: You can eat durian, ginger these hot food do?
A: The blood sugar will rise, once the mother's blood glucose increased, the baby would be easy too heavy, so pregnant women eat durian if to no more than an orange meal size is limited, but also is about half a slice of durian to avoid eating too much, causing the fetus is too large. Ginger stage a dry and hot foods, but also the improvement of maternal vomiting natural ingredients, so the cooking time put some ginger, about the size of a thumb weight can reduce the morning sickness, but do not taking too much!
Question 4: eat papaya, aloe easy to abortion do?
A: contains female hormones, easy to interfere with hormonal changes in pregnant women, especially the green papaya, pregnant women should turkey, because it is not only harmful to the stability of the fetus, may also lead to miscarriage. in Southeast Asian countries, local residents will also be used to eat papaya to contraception, we can see is detrimental for the production of papaya. As for aloe, there are currently carried out on animals experiment, the study found aloe for animals, can cause miscarriage results, so pregnant mothers, or eat as wonderful.
Question 5: do not drink or smoke?
A: If after pregnancy first three months of smoking, may increase the fetal cleft lip or cleft palate from happening. pregnant or regular exposure to passive smoking, then the baby will more likely to have learning disabilities or behavioral problems.
late pregnancy fetal neural cells and brain to communicate with the association occurring on a large stage, because of many neurotransmitters affected by alcohol, for fetal brain development can cause serious injury, there is alcoholism in pregnant women should stop drinking prior to the first .
Question 6: Pregnancy can drink soup will do?
A: The decoction of the warming is designed to allow women circulation, relieve symptoms. in accordance with traditional Chinese medicine said, during pregnancy, greater anger, this time to drink in fear has lit the soup of the doubt. Some women before pregnancy will have to take the habit of menstruation soup, and sometimes in early pregnancy because they do not know is pregnant is still taking, according to Taiwan's Tsumura Juntendo say, Tom will be taken during pregnancy , no adverse effects on the fetus, but there will be physical changes after pregnancy phenomenon, so the pregnancy is confirmed, the proposal will stop drinking soup.
Question 7: Loquat Cough cream you can eat?
A: different CHUANBEIPIBA paste formula, some of which contain Loquat paste, just make sure drug formulations, after discussion with the physician, can feel at ease taking Natural. In addition treatment of cough is not only eat Loquat extract, saw doctors will naturally be more suitable for pregnancy after the treatment.
Question 8: Pregnant women can eat up powder optical parametric or ginseng?
A: bed, Chinese medicine is generally recommended in the pregnant women, or late pregnancy, pregnant women whose bodies tend to heat, warm ginseng supplements if taken, could help the fire moving tires, increase the discomfort of pregnancy. ginseng are many kinds, such as ginseng, Jilin ginseng, Codonopsis, light powder, ginseng, heterophylla, etc., are Warming, fill or cold fill level difference, so after discussion with the physician taking the best approach.
Question 9: eat papaya baby will get jaundice?
A: Yes jaundice was mainly due to increased bilirubin in the blood, causing the eye sclera (white of the eye part) and the skin yellow. generally excessive intake of red and yellow vegetables, fruits, such as carrots, pumpkin, papaya, orange, oranges, persimmons, mango, etc., will make high levels of serum carotene, carotenoids deposited in the skin, the skin will turn yellow. but there has not been pregnant or clinical maternal consumption of papaya, resulting in the report of neonatal jaundice, papaya consumption is not associated with the occurrence of jaundice.
Question 10: eat bird's nest, the baby can avoid jaundice?
A: The saying in Chinese medicine, and had no basis. bird's nest, and sweet peace, yin, moistens dryness, fill in Qi, clinical illness usually weak conditioning use. nests are treated as treasures, I am afraid is falling into the pregnant women eat bird's nest a supplement, but still special attention to the clinical, bird's nest contains animal protein, there are idiosyncratic to be careful to eat bird's nest for pregnant women caused by allergic reactions.
Question 11: Eat berberine, ginseng, wine can support child?
A: Bitter, cold. a heat dampness, purging fire detoxification function, but after service or take too long, easily defeated the stomach. However, Chinese medicine, there is evidence the use of a drug, For example, some Vomiting of pregnancy (ie, vomiting of pregnancy), is caused by stomach heat, clinical use of berberine for the treatment will be.
if instead of thinking about pregnancy, physically weak, such as ginseng tonic for the blind that sweet warm hot supplements, to as fuel, is bound to make a sudden increase in heat, blood heat Wang Xing, the worst case can lead to threatened abortion, or to extend the cause of labor dystocia. wine class with alcohol, the fetus is very large, prospective mothers must-avoid .
Question: 12. Coix will eat off the tire?
A: The kernel is the familiar and people often eat food and medicine, its sweet light, slightly cold, a spleen and stomach, diuresis Shenshi, heat abscess of power. However, the root of Coix, ancient books have been used as the use of abortion. In addition, experimental studies have found that Coix seed oil, will increase the rabbit and guinea pig uterine contractions excited. Qing also referred to Among medicines, in particular should be cautious when taking. should be forbidden medicine are bezoar detoxification pills, pill bezoar pure heart, rheumatism wine, bone vulnerary, and even use the patch should be carefully vulnerary, should not use too long. Clinically, as long as proper medical syndrome, medication properly, even though toxic drugs, although bogey and make the disease go to tire safety. so pregnant women when they fall ill, still use the more controversial of the drug, but her condition is considered better to stop, no longer used.
Question 14: Pregnant women do not drink coffee or tea?
A: kind of drinks and tea contain caffeine, pregnant mothers in the first 3 months of coffee or tea to reduce amount, it is best not to drink. some of the relevant research indicates that drinking too much coffee, will increase fetal malformation, the probability of miscarriage, and birth-weight and so on. while its excitatory effects of caffeine, but also easy to cause fetal arrhythmias, pregnant women, heart rate, increased urination, potentially increasing the burden on the kidneys, so pregnant women or think twice about it! PART 2 articles
weight gain behavior, physiological status of pregnant women had a great change! often heard all about the taboo in the behavior of pregnant women, so Mommy both worried and confused, in the end what will really affect the behavior of pregnant women's safety? Do not worry! We give you insightful analysis.
Question 15: pregnancy to sex it? you have to wear a condom?
A: There are three sex life during pregnancy Note:
1, basically, in addition to several high-risk pregnancy (such as: placenta previa, antepartum hemorrhage, urgent abortion, cervical incompetence), the whole can have sex during pregnancy.
2, in the process of sexual intercourse, if pregnant women have a strong contraction of the uterus, abnormal bleeding, severe lower abdominal pain, you should stop sex as soon as medical treatment.
3, should bring a condom during sexual intercourse to reduce vaginal inflammation, and inflammation of the cervix and premature rupture of water phenomenon. Question 16, back pain, sore cream you can rub or paste Salongbasi it?
A: As the fetus grew up day by day, Mommy of the lumbar spine, pelvis floor muscles will gradually increase muscle weight, so in self-care and maternal health, should be in the correct position, the protection of the main spine , if the symptoms of back pain occurs, seek medical treatment should first see if the ligament injury, nerve compression or signs of preterm labor? as to whether or Salongbasi rub pain ointments, or determined after medical treatment is not only normal physiological phenomenon, by a doctor then use the appropriate guidance.
Question 17: you go to bed have to sleep on the left?
A: Pregnant women sleep adopted the left lateral position, in order to avoid the oppression of abdominal vein, resulting in poor blood return, easy produced edema; But every pregnant woman's womb and the relative position of the inferior vena cava is not the same, so pregnant women but if the left lateral feel uncomfortable, you can change the right side lying, or pillow between the legs clip , legs slightly elevated position, are possible.
Question 18: Pregnancy can be swimming or riding a exercise bike do?
A: gymnastics safety products not only contribute to the production process, but also effectively relieve back pain, headaches, back pain and other symptoms, but there's a limit movement, not overly fatigue yourself or respiratory flow, where swimming is a good and safe movement, because the water can reduce the force of gravity , the pregnant woman's body propped up; while riding exercise bike is a good choice, but to pay attention to the protection of the lumbar spine and knees, time should not exceed 30 minutes, the middle should have proper rest and hydration.
Question 19: use of microwave ovens, cell phones, computers affect the fetus you?
A: microwave ovens, cell phones, computers, etc., issued by the electromagnetic waves, effects on the fetus does not have enough data to prove that affect embryonic and fetal health; but If the pregnant woman's work is to be the long-term threat of exposure to electromagnetic waves, or the need for appropriate protective measures, such as: use of anti-electromagnetic protective clothing to reduce exposure time and opportunity.
Question 20: Pregnant women can not be cut or hot hair do?
A: hair cut will not affect the physiological state in an academic, nor the issue of fetal malformations. printing of rumors, pregnant women or hammer the nail scissors mapping of fetal defects, so pregnant women worry a little more If this is true, how can a pregnant hairdresser a haircut in time to help a pregnant woman, whose fetus should health of the fetus, because life must not perm, or perm pregnant women to avoid, especially in the first trimester (conception to 13 weeks) than insurance.
Question 21: A pregnant woman can stay up?
A: Life normal daily routine to help 全身各器官 and system's internal balance, thus providing the fetus? given growing environment. regularly stay up late can affect pregnant women, their physical and mental health, less conducive to the growth of the fetus. In addition, the uterus during pregnancy increasing gradually will oppress the inferior vena cava, so that poor lower body venous return, likely to cause varicose veins of the lower limbs and perineum and hemorrhoids. regular stay up late to reduce the flat (the best left side) of the sleep time, make the symptoms worse.
Question 22: Obstetrics and Gynecology of pregnant women be able to find you sick?
A: individual physicians often use drugs, whether prescription could be pregnant, must be completely familiar with the specialist is also the responsibility of the physician. pregnant women, sick, in addition to being the treatment of known or diseases, can look at the maternity clinic for a preliminary examination, if necessary, referral to another specialist to do the follow-up diagnosis and treatment. In general, pregnant women, the event of a cold, urethritis, cystitis or lower abdominal pain of unknown cause, you can find someone to obstetricians FDD. If asthma symptoms chest tightness, chest physicians should be looking for; acid reflux, stomach or abdominal pain should be looking for gastroenterologists: Surgical trauma is to find physicians; severe skin Qizhen, itching skin is to find physician; toothache please find a dentist; suspected dislocation and fracture Please find orthopedic surgeons.
Question 23: pregnant women or people massage you can SPA?
A: PA and massage for pregnant women is not an absolute taboo. do SPA should pay attention to the water? and water column pressure, the first trimester to avoid a long soak in hot water over temperature, the third trimester to avoid high-pressure jet of water hit the stomach . pregnant woman can do local massage the limbs, as a large trunk muscles stretching massage movements to avoid is wonderful! If you are concerned about whether the br> Question 24: A pregnant woman can do to go abroad by plane?
A: The air companies fly restrictions for pregnant women or regulations, changes in air pressure at high altitude is not worried about a threat to maternal and fetal health. As the third trimester, especially in the more to get closer to the expected date of pregnant women, if in the long flight made production trillion such as: pain, rupture or bleeding, on humanitarian grounds, the aircraft must be landed to the nearest airport to send medical care, causing flight delays and fuel losses (cost over high), may also be derived from 25: acne acne cream you can rub?
A: The common acne cream has the following four components: azelaic acid, antibiotics, benzoyl peroxide and vitamin A acid. azelaic acid and antibiotics In the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) classification of pregnancy as a B, that animal experiments can not be displayed dangerous, but no human trials of the full study, physicians should evaluate the efficacy and the risks can be used with caution. The benzoyl peroxide and vitamin A acid is a C-class is that animal experiments are teratogenic, but no human trials of the full study, should be avoided during pregnancy.
Question 26: You can take a motorcycle or a driver?
A: Pregnant women are always told to avoid moving the child out less gas; In fact, this does not mean Bulletin boards have to be at home, after all, Bulletin boards are also quite a number of the modern workplace. If there is no physical discomfort, such as : bleeding or abdominal pain, preterm labor, you can still take care to drive a car or riding a motorcycle. must be wearing a seat belt when driving, when sitting and avoid side motorcycle ride. But in late pregnancy, especially close to the expected date of birth, the stomach has been a marked uplift, Braving driving or riding motorcycles pregnant, hazard rate of natural increase, should avoid driving or riding a motorcycle to go out alone.
Question 27: You can do hot springs or bath?
A: The spring or bath can indeed tired and tight muscles relax, and promote blood circulation of lower limbs, reducing edema, and to improve back pain, Bulletin boards can be as hot springs or bath; but in the hot springs to avoid early pregnancy, premature birth does not apply if the phenomenon also should be avoided. should pay attention to the hot springs water is clean, the water temperature should not exceed 40 degrees Celsius, and the soaking time should not be too long. in a timely manner to add water to avoid dehydration caused by excessive sweating. If you feel any of them in the bath discomfort, such as: chest tightness, palpitations or respiratory flow, and must be immediately stopped and will not affect the pregnancy dangerous.
Question 28: pregnant you can see the teeth?
A: The best view in the pregnancy, before the teeth , For dental treatment, preferably before pregnancy treatment better. pregnancy period, the teeth if not, your dentist can perform the treatment of temporary pain, but if the phenomenon of gum infection, you still need dental treatment immediately . pregnancy is more suitable for the second period of dental treatment, but the emergency disposal of the principle of more extensive surgery and large, it is best to conduct until after delivery.
Question 29: Clothesline cause Abortion?
A: Because size and weight will change, so do some pregnant women, such as: arms raised, tiptoe, and other actions, the more difficult, does not apply and, indeed, easier for center of gravity and fall. But if it is in a safe environment, under the action carefully, simply drying of clothes, will not affect the pregnancy caused abortion.
Question 30: climbing stairs contribute to the production?
A: There are reports that movement frequency during pregnancy and the second stage of labor (uterine expansion to fetal birth) on the speed of progress, a movement of pregnant women will reduce the labor and production time. so expectant mothers should be done on weekdays and regular prenatal moderate exercise, walking or climbing stairs is a good choice, not only can enhance cardiovascular fitness and strength, but also can strengthen the pelvic muscles, pelvic production easier to open. In particular, late pregnancy, and walking and climbing stairs, can help decrease the fetal head; but climb the stairs to the attention of center of gravity, as far as possible to avoid the stairs above the main staircase, in order to avoid weight gain caused by the burden and the spine and knee injuries.
Question 31: Long-term pregnant women to listen to noisy music, your baby will be crying in the future?
A : The former study shows that pregnant women often hear melodic and harmonious music such as: streams, rivers and the sound of insects and birds singing and classical music, the fetus can feel the rhythm of music and rhythm, it makes women feel relaxed and vasoconstriction normal, of course, beneficial to fetal growth; contrast, noisy high-frequency rhythm of music, such as: rock, electronic music, like the fetus is less easy to show discomfort. In particular, after seven months pregnant, is the stage of fetal hearing development, Soft music can stimulate fetal hearing development, but also can increase the comfort of the fetus.
Question 32: pregnant women, vaccination harmful to the fetus?
A: try not vaccinated during the period, but during the prevalence of certain diseases, some vaccine did not harmful to the fetus can be considered injection. vaccine according to the source of three types:
1, viable attenuated vaccines (rubella, chicken pox, measles, mumps, BCG, oral polio vaccine), is After the live attenuated bacteria or after the virus, can cause fetal infection, vaccination is not recommended.
2, dead bacteria vaccine (influenza, Japanese encephalitis, rabies vaccine, etc.) is made of dead bacteria, no infection of the fetus force, can be injected.
3, toxoid vaccine (diphtheria, tetanus), secreted by the bacteria into toxoid, will not infect the fetus, can be injected.
question 33: fetal ultrasound scan will often do deformity?
A: A sound wave is not a crisis of ionizing radiation, or trauma will cause pregnant women and fetuses. current prenatal ultrasound is safe in general, is used to screen for major fetal congenital anomalies (intestinal obstruction, hydronephrosis, short limbs, cleft lip, hydrocephalus, spina bifida and congenital heart disease, etc.), the tools necessary and routine. Sometimes ultrasound will be various stages of fetal development, the impact of posture, and some by limit the Department, may need to chase ultrasound?, expectant mothers can be assured of their safety.
question 34: can not move heavy objects?
A: vulgar parlance, pregnant women, if moving, moving beds, wardrobe, etc., will move to the contraction, if not careful impact to the abdomen, and may cause bleeding or placenta peeling away early. So if during pregnancy, moving, moving heavy objects such as heavy work, pregnant women, not their own worth, you can find family or friends to do the job, to ensure that the mother and the safety of the fetus.
PART 3 Posts
folk folk society has spread a lot, and each of the local feelings are different, Mommy is not a contraindication for various civil, child of God says, is much troubled and confused? do not worry! first understand the origin and purpose of various taboos in order to correct the perceptions and attitudes to face it!
Question 35: pregnant, the family can move up?
A: The best early Do not move, because the child of God in a different direction every day, if casually move easily affect the fetus; move if necessary, Ke Yi birthday horoscopes almanac date selection control, it should not move? If you want to move, depending on the location of child of God Where, try not to hurt women, and the date of birth to avoid God's position out of the way, you can also buy a new broom, the junction of the handle and head tie a red cloth, sweep sweep away the problem
36: No hands held high over the shoulder or easy abortion?
A: People have different physical situation, if the family had the habit of abortion, we should be more careful. If the constitution were relatively weak, you can first consult a physician, how to use method of self-care health care, strengthen the body; In addition, you can also find some of tocolysis character, and invisible to provide more protection. remind mothers, although I believe God, but not too superstitious Oh!
question 37: do not Pregnant women can take the shoulder?
A: Folk said, people have three fire, the largest one in the head, two small fires in the shoulder; if a person suddenly slap shoulders, indeed surprised, soul instability. If the pregnant woman's physical and weak if not more likely to regard the fetus, ranging from the status of bleeding, weight may lead to miscarriage, so the attitude of most people the best attention to pregnant women, do not be irritating or substantially the action .
Question 38: the living room to avoid the flying beast picture?
A: The conditions. If the picture before pregnancy has been on the living room, and you do not need to move it, but after pregnancy, the best Do not install the new pictures, because the nails may be used to the fear of committing to a child of God, if you have to frame the picture, it was suggested to fix a day to see God fetal position, drawing as much as possible in order to draw the main text and feng shui to help in pregnant women relax and form a good quality prenatal care.
Question 39: avoid evil spirits kitchen, toilets to the accumulation of bad smell?
A: There is no need for pregnant women so as not to the kitchen to get knives, sharp things, except possibly inadvertently touch a child of God, if you accidentally bumped into, or so frightened, easily moving to the pregnancy may cause miscarriage. The toilet is not a bad smell, in fact, be as personal hygiene, always clean change of clothes, to maintain ventilation, soap, do not pile debris on the ground, to prevent the risk of slipping pregnant women.
question 40: sharp round belly, pregnant women, looks to see born sons or daughters?
A: The argument is that pregnant women stomach looks like an oval, egg-shaped, like, raw male drive is high, while the belly like a dumpling-like Yuangun shape, then the chance of a girl, of course, this claim is the accumulation of experience, also has its basis, but not 100% accurate. past custom is the beginning of pregnancy, your family and elegant (life is good or children and grandchildren) to open say the word congratulations, and congratulations on your sons or daughters, to a lucky sign; However, in modern society, boys and girls are taken seriously, after all, their lives are worth treasuring.
question 41: can not touch with other pregnant belly belly?
A: I am seriously not see hi hi, but not funeral funeral to say, that each person has its own magnetic field; however, be very careful during pregnancy or, if you have the occasion to go to the wedding, but also try not to touch the bride, do not mess sit (such as bride-bed), you can mouth first with water, and water can be making money, stable mood. pregnant women may be very nervous, afraid million tires accidentally touch God, is not conducive to the fetus, but often worried about it, will also affect prenatal care, so that your baby easily frightened, the most important thing is to maintain a pleasant mood, attention to safety. < br> question 42: cutting and sewing can not be pregnant?
Answer: farming men and women weave the systems society, women need to pay a large amount of work in fact, in order to allow pregnant women to rest, do not do much work , so that mind and body moments like these you can relax and develop good prenatal care is also virtually, so to persuade pregnant women not to do daily work of cutting and sewing, and evolved into folk taboo to say. its original intention, it is hoped pregnant women not to over-exertion, easy to move the tire air cause miscarriage.
Question 43: A pregnant woman can go visiting you?
A: The point of view to resolve, pregnant women, it is best not to go visiting, because the hospital has Many of the bacteria, but also the place most likely to be infected, the health for the sake of the mother and fetus, pregnant women can not go visiting, do not go to the delivery room; the ancients intended to scientific knowledge, but to be convincing, evolved the taboo, warning of the approach to achieve the effect.
Question 44: Pregnant women can participate in wedding or funeral?
A: The festive scene, easily affect people's mood, particularly pregnant women for prenatal care to cultivate, the most important is to maintain a good mood, let the fetus grow in a stable state, if on occasion among the funeral, will inevitably be infected with sad feelings, mood swings. In addition, the last occasion weddings, often held outdoors, you need to long standing, summer temperature is high, risk of heat acquired infections, easy to get cold in winter; therefore, advised pregnant women to rest or more people, weddings and funerals and complicated place, or try not to go!
question 45: weddings and funerals can eat the food you?
A: Do not eat, some people will think they are afraid come to grief, but from a scientific perspective, the above mentioned, a lot of weddings where people, in addition vulnerable to air not infected with diseases, food, health issues should also pay attention, because Tomorrow is sharing food, but also the health problems likely to have infection. And the food, like the funeral will be longer than the time of release, easy is not new; the ancients In fact, intelligent life has profound meaning.
question 46: touch the child of God will affect the fetus?
A: Yes, commonly known as the where the position of God is different every day, recommended for pregnant women and their families can refer to the almanac, but do not cause excessive stress due to blind faith and there are three principles for reference:
1, it should not move the bed.
2 Do not nail.
3, weapons, sharp items not on the bed.
question 47: pregnant women can go to the grave you?
A: The season of pregnant women can go to grave, but try to avoid paying If absolutely necessary, it must pay attention to road conditions are bumpy, if it is easy to fall in the mountain conditions, pregnant women must be careful when walking, others ready to provide assistance should also pay attention to the arm.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Sent to visit the classic joke friends
1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, One of them was crushed less than dodge, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce h
3. wolf said: private set for life lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate thrown into the sea, her diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstanding at the place of the girl, so it will never become a regret. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
cake!!!
5. dumplings a guy or girl
dumplings are the answer because the foreskin boys
6. has called the Little yellow ducks, the day he was hit by a car, he cried: !!
7. matchstick head suddenly felt itchy to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird
his corn every day through a Tin
but unfortunately one day there was a fire
patch of maize corn have become all the popcorn
the bird in the past that the snow since hh
to cold dead h
9. When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: ; memories of childhood, of the most happy is Children's Day. ! I advised her: ah? greet it?? (assuming they can speak)
because hhhhhh ..
because they are not familiar with hhhhhhhh
ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make silent sparrow down?
answer: pressure about it.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: br> 17. A: ; is you. red, wrong!
white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Why does the Dominican fall?
please think twice hhhhhhhhhh .. The floor was slippery
Well
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff, but the lamb left alone inside the store, May I ask why?
24-hour convenience stores are not closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming!
results hit by a car glass, coffee Cup is all right, may I ask why?
cup ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. I hate the two people:
one of racial discrimination;
second is black;
third did not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty bamboo Ryoko, high tree Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, well thousands of search, Matsumura, yuki Shizuka Izumi, etc. I know these names and do not know the name, and had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is that they spent with me one after another lonely night; the most incompetent in the spirit of the time I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when it is clear that they make me feel pleasure; in my state do not feel depressed when It is the spirit of whom they let me HIGH up ~
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, !
27. Jane Zhang said: Bibi said: .
babe proposal: we give its name from the small bar, I called I called the
saying in 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together.
babe: we say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me Huan: People call me Jingjing bass to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first hh
29. winter arrived, and even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but wash the wash, even found that he was changed back to childhood look!!!
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he ) slightly!!! Qin (food) What is the color of fecal ??????< br> Answer: Yellow
because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat h.
roof jump from twenty h.
results become h..
die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating.
Once there was a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink ..
There once was a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleeping h.
33. ancestors who
is peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do?
Mengmu moved three (thousands)
35. Zhang Fei:
Yan Yan: ants after falling off from the Himalayan mountains is how to die?
answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
37. the world's most KB
old diary Bear was about to write diaries, found that the diary has been used up, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time finally found a No closing went in bookstores. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss.
boss with a very low voice, said: said: the boss. He would like to take a shower and then come out after the diary hh
bath, which stay even find the windows of the desk was opened, and the wind to blow diary of this page in a faster blown open the last page of hh , which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind thing happened
KB hh saw which stay a scream as he saw the last page reads: < br> (Please pull down)
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mm-Price read the last page: 3 per 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart is stiff ah!
a walnut on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah!
a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so cola ah !
a heating on the way to go, easily help the pedestrians walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah!
a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! Wu Jiang Lock up and down for the sake ah!
a meter on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah!
a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet the the other tadpoles, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah!
married a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah!
a hawthorn divorce walking on the street, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah!
remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah!
a tea package on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah!
a dumplings to go on the road, walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah!
a lighter walking on the street, walked suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah!
a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah!
a thimble on the road walk, walked a sudden, I Dinga!
an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah!
a spider walking on the street, walked a sudden, I still want to lie online ah!
a fish on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I like diving every day, ah!
a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah !
an eagle on the way to go, met a bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us play ah eagle bear!
a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah?
an earthworm on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if just does not What,
I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be back,
I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said:
Brother ~ ~ You can come back , and I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work.
boss is American, he is German, said: , you are responsible for coolies. , the Japanese suddenly jumped out,
loudly called:
down, pulling finished, on the polar bear said: Cold!
red said: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have with the spoon.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica Why?
because they're cold h. .
45. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business,
so she went to ask how do gong,
Institute of Certified Public said: You have to find a fresh dead body into its bun dumplings,
and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat these dumplings, otherwise there will be KB happens.
tried the effect of really good boss ,
so she look for the body.
her son the next day to take lunch,
but could not find the refrigerator so he went looking to see,
found a lunch box he thought was his to away,
did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings,
he opened at noon under the terms of the hop,
the morning of 10 is obviously why dumplings soon became five,
He tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the!
know why?
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because the dumplings on a stick in the lid.
46. a lumberjack foreman
to apply for a job: the trees in front of you h to try to see you a minute to cut a few trees h..
A minute h.
foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h.. you used to work in which of?
workers: Sahara Forest hh
foreman: I have only heard over the Sahara �� hh hhhhh ..
Workers Rights: The ah h.. then change the name friends!
47. Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lying There are two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised Three years later, met with the girl, that time, the ring as a wedding ring.
finally 3 years later, the boys back home to marry a woman on board has heard the news over his sad, desperate the ring thrown into the sea, three days after the boat. boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite and bite one of the hard things, threw a look, guess guess to see what he saw ????????< br> Fish bones!
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
he announced: fruits, we are unified with the washing, washing can eat. Wah, you've found what? I stepped on the stool. into the sea.
Therefore, it becomes a Later, he became to run over, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes factories, the results are transformed into spared no horses to become a world hh
Then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say: it was compiled into a class, we call it sad crying ...
results ...
he ...
hair ...
buds ...
the ...
53. One day, cook black stool stool to see the lump of white,
black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white?
white stool was so angry!
he said: I'm not a stool ! my ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h.
so sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu should he eat
been the mouse, but then the cat eat h..
Why???
mice silly because you could not tell Tiger
55. a software company is hiring
this day, a dog ran candidates in charge feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. a dog out a piece of paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals.
Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, He decided to try.
Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language.
So the dog went to the computer before, it is skillfully played an article, there is the preparation of a very complex process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with the soft-bristle toothbrush once
Columbia
dating younger brother suddenly fall in love
any connection with electric toothbrushes have a new neighbor today
toothpaste girl: so small will not let such a smelly fart, it must be beef. He knew she liked roses and cut flowers have a place to self-help,
buy cheap and beautiful roses after the self-help,
occasionally deliberately to buy eleven roses for her,
received the flowers he sent, and she is always happy to look puzzled inadvertently reveal eyes,
until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid after that,
flowers do not must be the number of pairs,
and ten representatives of florid rose really touching it!
But she still hopes to hear him personally say,
was ten she asked representative of what a rose,
he had only prevaricate.
he rose up to ask the flower eleven beautiful words,
flower said: planted a flower three decades, heard what the language of flowers!
flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric,
why you put each flower is eleven?
he was puzzled and asked, flower said:
because hhh
buy ten get one ah ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked to go,
see a lining up for the elderly is very familiar, like his father, Joseph ~
but he was not sure ~ so he decided to talk over with him.
name ah? :
Jesus continue to ask: at this time has to kneel down in tears crying ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ said, br>.
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banks who said: > banks of people:
together after the home h
walked out of the stone noticed a street lamp, on a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp
his curious pick it up, brushed the dust of the above
suddenly the bottle lamp emitting a white smoke in slow
white smoke slowly emerging out of a Dragon .. Dragon ..
but dry, a little malnutrition
he began was: h h Take a look at h but may be only one can succeed in h because I am half and half dragon h smoke to the shrouded living, Dragon is also gradually disappeared in the Three Character Classic
stone until the white smoke to disperse h
or stone, scissors, or scissors, only the cloth is no longer a cloth, successfully turned man of the cloth !
worry at a time of both joy,
just someone passing through here to see this scene,
took him down to the records,
this one is Mencius.
he wrote Road:
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cloth successful, become a man.
remark and then handed down to posterity, but also added Chinese teaching materials.
63. an old man died,
because public memorial, so the body to freeze up with ice,
other public memorial and then when you come out.
just the time the weather was very hot,
drops of water had thawed in the body,
grandson in the next see, very tense shouting:
64. a man of God one day meet God ..
good when suddenly going to give that person a wish h.
God asked h
you have any desire to do what one wants h
I heard a cat to have a 9 h
Mania h
that you gave me right ..
Mania 9 God said ..
your desire to achieve slightly h.
One day, that person is free, bored h
want to die a death forget h
9 Mania Well anyway, to lay the tracks
h.
results of a train in the past h. < br> The man was dead h
Why is this?
because it sets the train cars are 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: This book will be read twenty years and still think KB? to see her looking at the red light, green light changed red h
or parked in the road, motionless.
So the young lady traffic police came to ask: > I do not know how to do, after all h.
feelings or can not be forced
My friend said she recently told a man to go close
do not want to I can not believe
I believe
as h.. I really like her hh
but h..
in the street that day I was surprised to see him with another of her holding hands
very close laugh
instant
broken my heart hh hh.
After I knew he was asking
h turned out to be medical students
family also opened a large hospital < br> I have this third-rate university students, on which the ratio of A hh ..
the past few days I have been awake, or would like to restore the feelings between us h..
I thought for a long time
decided to send her an apple a day
because I believe
When the clerk asked: > 69. Xiaoming hh
a night sleep, decided to go for a walk h
A walking path he walked near his home run into bad luck highway h
police rummage h < br> Xiao Ming called in the past for questioning.
police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery of tickets to his h
says
1. not wearing a seatbelt
2 . unlicensed driving
3. speed of less than 60
70. MM must look beautiful Oh ~~~~< br> Coffee Diet:
Material:
hundred grams of coffee beans (raw )
water 500 cc h
practice:
1, drink 500cc of water.
2, the coffee beans h.
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Scattered on the ground, one finally picked up.
three times a day, repeat month h
72. a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find your potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! good news that it?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~< br> 73. Girls in a class one day a physics teacher on sick leave,
40 female students who are looking forward to be with the class,
to the physical class is a great guy actually Male teachers,
provocative words with a female student said: Can we do school teachers, some excitement exciting game to play it?
male teacher was silent child, said:
good ~ ~
Dear Students, books away and examination now!
74. One day, my sister crying cockroach cockroaches running back ..
father asked: ! Why do people say I'm pests! ooo, ooo hh. ~ ~ a gun: I heard that items can immediately send a person to the Western Paradise hhh
76. a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing to He just kept on riding in the woods turn,
horse suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll from a horse down, pulled the dog to run away,
ran panting under a tree during a lesson,
dog patted his chest and said to him:
l scared me, actually talking horse! r
So hunters are scared to death on the spot hhhhhhh
77. a sugar, walked in the Arctic, cold mm-so that he becomes a rock candy!!!
78. a cabbage, walking off clothes, and finally it did the hhh ..
79. There is a bear came well prepared (with bear to)
incredible book XI (book11)
proud stopped breathing sheep (sheep no breathing)
80. a black to a white cat rescued from the river, you know that white on black was saying anything?
it says: Pointing ~
81. wolf, tiger and the Lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
82. how to drink larger cups?
read the Great Compassion Mantra
83. have a thief on the other families to steal, no one entered the house after seeing the room, but very poor, 200 dollars to stay away hhh
84. a condom feel itchy, so he scratched scratched h.. you guessed how a?
kills the hhhhhhh.
85. rogue + rogue =?
= Mashimaro (TWO) mmmmn == white + white rabbits
86. I bought a Unicom produces TV sets, kept the election platform, the snow was no signal, then the TV talk: TV is not what you call service area, please wait dial h
87. one day a fall with the matches, and went to the hospital bandaged head smashes the results come out into a cotton swab after!!!
88. faster than the spread down the tower, the tower personal Qufu, who he is ?
John (as John Travolta)
89. Once a man, like kneading clay. One day he grabbed a quick whim mud to squeeze, the result Niechu a clay figurine, but Clay does not look good naked , ah think he wanted to. Suddenly he had a good idea, clay figurines made of grass hair and beard, he was very satisfied with his work, so he played a name to it, called Mud uncle hhhhhhh. < br> 90. I am a student of Xiamen University, one day, also captured by the enemy! enemy tied him at the poles, said: , and then we died, he m-power if you do not say, you are also the same fate! Sand
92. husband, Lin Chi-ling than anyone else and I pretty?
of course, you ...
3. wolf said: private set for life lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate thrown into the sea, her diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstanding at the place of the girl, so it will never become a regret. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
cake!!!
5. dumplings a guy or girl
dumplings are the answer because the foreskin boys
6. has called the Little yellow ducks, the day he was hit by a car, he cried: !!
7. matchstick head suddenly felt itchy to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird
his corn every day through a Tin
but unfortunately one day there was a fire
patch of maize corn have become all the popcorn
the bird in the past that the snow since hh
to cold dead h
9. When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: ; memories of childhood, of the most happy is Children's Day. ! I advised her: ah? greet it?? (assuming they can speak)
because hhhhhh ..
because they are not familiar with hhhhhhhh
ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make silent sparrow down?
answer: pressure about it.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: br> 17. A: ; is you. red, wrong!
white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Why does the Dominican fall?
please think twice hhhhhhhhhh .. The floor was slippery
Well
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff, but the lamb left alone inside the store, May I ask why?
24-hour convenience stores are not closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming!
results hit by a car glass, coffee Cup is all right, may I ask why?
cup ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. I hate the two people:
one of racial discrimination;
second is black;
third did not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty bamboo Ryoko, high tree Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, well thousands of search, Matsumura, yuki Shizuka Izumi, etc. I know these names and do not know the name, and had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is that they spent with me one after another lonely night; the most incompetent in the spirit of the time I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when it is clear that they make me feel pleasure; in my state do not feel depressed when It is the spirit of whom they let me HIGH up ~
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, !
27. Jane Zhang said: Bibi said: .
babe proposal: we give its name from the small bar, I called I called the
saying in 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together.
babe: we say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me Huan: People call me Jingjing bass to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first hh
29. winter arrived, and even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but wash the wash, even found that he was changed back to childhood look!!!
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he ) slightly!!! Qin (food) What is the color of fecal ??????< br> Answer: Yellow
because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat h.
roof jump from twenty h.
results become h..
die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating.
Once there was a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink ..
There once was a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleeping h.
33. ancestors who
is peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do?
Mengmu moved three (thousands)
35. Zhang Fei:
Yan Yan: ants after falling off from the Himalayan mountains is how to die?
answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
37. the world's most KB
old diary Bear was about to write diaries, found that the diary has been used up, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time finally found a No closing went in bookstores. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss.
boss with a very low voice, said: said: the boss. He would like to take a shower and then come out after the diary hh
bath, which stay even find the windows of the desk was opened, and the wind to blow diary of this page in a faster blown open the last page of hh , which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind thing happened
KB hh saw which stay a scream as he saw the last page reads: < br> (Please pull down)
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hhhhh .. then pull h
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to pull h.
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. fast, then pull a little h
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can, eventually, pull a little bit of h
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mm-Price read the last page: 3 per 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart is stiff ah!
a walnut on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah!
a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so cola ah !
a heating on the way to go, easily help the pedestrians walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah!
a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! Wu Jiang Lock up and down for the sake ah!
a meter on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah!
a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet the the other tadpoles, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah!
married a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah!
a hawthorn divorce walking on the street, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah!
remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah!
a tea package on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah!
a dumplings to go on the road, walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah!
a lighter walking on the street, walked suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah!
a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah!
a thimble on the road walk, walked a sudden, I Dinga!
an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah!
a spider walking on the street, walked a sudden, I still want to lie online ah!
a fish on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I like diving every day, ah!
a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah !
an eagle on the way to go, met a bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us play ah eagle bear!
a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah?
an earthworm on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if just does not What,
I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be back,
I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said:
Brother ~ ~ You can come back , and I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work.
boss is American, he is German, said: , you are responsible for coolies. , the Japanese suddenly jumped out,
loudly called:
down, pulling finished, on the polar bear said: Cold!
red said: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have with the spoon.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica Why?
because they're cold h. .
45. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business,
so she went to ask how do gong,
Institute of Certified Public said: You have to find a fresh dead body into its bun dumplings,
and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat these dumplings, otherwise there will be KB happens.
tried the effect of really good boss ,
so she look for the body.
her son the next day to take lunch,
but could not find the refrigerator so he went looking to see,
found a lunch box he thought was his to away,
did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings,
he opened at noon under the terms of the hop,
the morning of 10 is obviously why dumplings soon became five,
He tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the!
know why?
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because the dumplings on a stick in the lid.
46. a lumberjack foreman
to apply for a job: the trees in front of you h to try to see you a minute to cut a few trees h..
A minute h.
foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h.. you used to work in which of?
workers: Sahara Forest hh
foreman: I have only heard over the Sahara �� hh hhhhh ..
Workers Rights: The ah h.. then change the name friends!
47. Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lying There are two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised Three years later, met with the girl, that time, the ring as a wedding ring.
finally 3 years later, the boys back home to marry a woman on board has heard the news over his sad, desperate the ring thrown into the sea, three days after the boat. boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite and bite one of the hard things, threw a look, guess guess to see what he saw ????????< br> Fish bones!
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
he announced: fruits, we are unified with the washing, washing can eat. Wah, you've found what? I stepped on the stool. into the sea.
Therefore, it becomes a Later, he became to run over, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes factories, the results are transformed into spared no horses to become a world hh
Then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say: it was compiled into a class, we call it sad crying ...
results ...
he ...
hair ...
buds ...
the ...
53. One day, cook black stool stool to see the lump of white,
black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white?
white stool was so angry!
he said: I'm not a stool ! my ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h.
so sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu should he eat
been the mouse, but then the cat eat h..
Why???
mice silly because you could not tell Tiger
55. a software company is hiring
this day, a dog ran candidates in charge feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. a dog out a piece of paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals.
Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, He decided to try.
Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language.
So the dog went to the computer before, it is skillfully played an article, there is the preparation of a very complex process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with the soft-bristle toothbrush once
Columbia
dating younger brother suddenly fall in love
any connection with electric toothbrushes have a new neighbor today
toothpaste girl: so small will not let such a smelly fart, it must be beef. He knew she liked roses and cut flowers have a place to self-help,
buy cheap and beautiful roses after the self-help,
occasionally deliberately to buy eleven roses for her,
received the flowers he sent, and she is always happy to look puzzled inadvertently reveal eyes,
until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid after that,
flowers do not must be the number of pairs,
and ten representatives of florid rose really touching it!
But she still hopes to hear him personally say,
was ten she asked representative of what a rose,
he had only prevaricate.
he rose up to ask the flower eleven beautiful words,
flower said: planted a flower three decades, heard what the language of flowers!
flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric,
why you put each flower is eleven?
he was puzzled and asked, flower said:
because hhh
buy ten get one ah ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked to go,
see a lining up for the elderly is very familiar, like his father, Joseph ~
but he was not sure ~ so he decided to talk over with him.
name ah? :
Jesus continue to ask: at this time has to kneel down in tears crying ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ said, br>.
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banks who said: > banks of people:
together after the home h
walked out of the stone noticed a street lamp, on a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp
his curious pick it up, brushed the dust of the above
suddenly the bottle lamp emitting a white smoke in slow
white smoke slowly emerging out of a Dragon .. Dragon ..
but dry, a little malnutrition
he began was: h h Take a look at h but may be only one can succeed in h because I am half and half dragon h smoke to the shrouded living, Dragon is also gradually disappeared in the Three Character Classic
stone until the white smoke to disperse h
or stone, scissors, or scissors, only the cloth is no longer a cloth, successfully turned man of the cloth !
worry at a time of both joy,
just someone passing through here to see this scene,
took him down to the records,
this one is Mencius.
he wrote Road:
hhhhh.
cloth successful, become a man.
remark and then handed down to posterity, but also added Chinese teaching materials.
63. an old man died,
because public memorial, so the body to freeze up with ice,
other public memorial and then when you come out.
just the time the weather was very hot,
drops of water had thawed in the body,
grandson in the next see, very tense shouting:
64. a man of God one day meet God ..
good when suddenly going to give that person a wish h.
God asked h
you have any desire to do what one wants h
I heard a cat to have a 9 h
Mania h
that you gave me right ..
Mania 9 God said ..
your desire to achieve slightly h.
One day, that person is free, bored h
want to die a death forget h
9 Mania Well anyway, to lay the tracks
h.
results of a train in the past h. < br> The man was dead h
Why is this?
because it sets the train cars are 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: This book will be read twenty years and still think KB? to see her looking at the red light, green light changed red h
or parked in the road, motionless.
So the young lady traffic police came to ask: > I do not know how to do, after all h.
feelings or can not be forced
My friend said she recently told a man to go close
do not want to I can not believe
I believe
as h.. I really like her hh
but h..
in the street that day I was surprised to see him with another of her holding hands
very close laugh
instant
broken my heart hh hh.
After I knew he was asking
h turned out to be medical students
family also opened a large hospital < br> I have this third-rate university students, on which the ratio of A hh ..
the past few days I have been awake, or would like to restore the feelings between us h..
I thought for a long time
decided to send her an apple a day
because I believe
When the clerk asked: > 69. Xiaoming hh
a night sleep, decided to go for a walk h
A walking path he walked near his home run into bad luck highway h
police rummage h < br> Xiao Ming called in the past for questioning.
police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery of tickets to his h
says
1. not wearing a seatbelt
2 . unlicensed driving
3. speed of less than 60
70. MM must look beautiful Oh ~~~~< br> Coffee Diet:
Material:
hundred grams of coffee beans (raw )
water 500 cc h
practice:
1, drink 500cc of water.
2, the coffee beans h.
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Scattered on the ground, one finally picked up.
three times a day, repeat month h
72. a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find your potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! good news that it?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~< br> 73. Girls in a class one day a physics teacher on sick leave,
40 female students who are looking forward to be with the class,
to the physical class is a great guy actually Male teachers,
provocative words with a female student said: Can we do school teachers, some excitement exciting game to play it?
male teacher was silent child, said:
good ~ ~
Dear Students, books away and examination now!
74. One day, my sister crying cockroach cockroaches running back ..
father asked: ! Why do people say I'm pests! ooo, ooo hh. ~ ~ a gun: I heard that items can immediately send a person to the Western Paradise hhh
76. a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing to He just kept on riding in the woods turn,
horse suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll from a horse down, pulled the dog to run away,
ran panting under a tree during a lesson,
dog patted his chest and said to him:
l scared me, actually talking horse! r
So hunters are scared to death on the spot hhhhhhh
77. a sugar, walked in the Arctic, cold mm-so that he becomes a rock candy!!!
78. a cabbage, walking off clothes, and finally it did the hhh ..
79. There is a bear came well prepared (with bear to)
incredible book XI (book11)
proud stopped breathing sheep (sheep no breathing)
80. a black to a white cat rescued from the river, you know that white on black was saying anything?
it says: Pointing ~
81. wolf, tiger and the Lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
82. how to drink larger cups?
read the Great Compassion Mantra
83. have a thief on the other families to steal, no one entered the house after seeing the room, but very poor, 200 dollars to stay away hhh
84. a condom feel itchy, so he scratched scratched h.. you guessed how a?
kills the hhhhhhh.
85. rogue + rogue =?
= Mashimaro (TWO) mmmmn == white + white rabbits
86. I bought a Unicom produces TV sets, kept the election platform, the snow was no signal, then the TV talk: TV is not what you call service area, please wait dial h
87. one day a fall with the matches, and went to the hospital bandaged head smashes the results come out into a cotton swab after!!!
88. faster than the spread down the tower, the tower personal Qufu, who he is ?
John (as John Travolta)
89. Once a man, like kneading clay. One day he grabbed a quick whim mud to squeeze, the result Niechu a clay figurine, but Clay does not look good naked , ah think he wanted to. Suddenly he had a good idea, clay figurines made of grass hair and beard, he was very satisfied with his work, so he played a name to it, called Mud uncle hhhhhhh. < br> 90. I am a student of Xiamen University, one day, also captured by the enemy! enemy tied him at the poles, said: , and then we died, he m-power if you do not say, you are also the same fate! Sand
92. husband, Lin Chi-ling than anyone else and I pretty?
of course, you ...
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