1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, One of them was crushed less than dodge, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce h
3. wolf said: private set for life lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate thrown into the sea, her diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstanding at the place of the girl, so it will never become a regret. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
cake!!!
5. dumplings a guy or girl
dumplings are the answer because the foreskin boys
6. has called the Little yellow ducks, the day he was hit by a car, he cried: !!
7. matchstick head suddenly felt itchy to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird
his corn every day through a Tin
but unfortunately one day there was a fire
patch of maize corn have become all the popcorn
the bird in the past that the snow since hh
to cold dead h
9. When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: ; memories of childhood, of the most happy is Children's Day. ! I advised her: ah? greet it?? (assuming they can speak)
because hhhhhh ..
because they are not familiar with hhhhhhhh
ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make silent sparrow down?
answer: pressure about it.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: br> 17. A: ; is you. red, wrong!
white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Why does the Dominican fall?
please think twice hhhhhhhhhh .. The floor was slippery
Well
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff, but the lamb left alone inside the store, May I ask why?
24-hour convenience stores are not closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming!
results hit by a car glass, coffee Cup is all right, may I ask why?
cup ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. I hate the two people:
one of racial discrimination;
second is black;
third did not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty bamboo Ryoko, high tree Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, well thousands of search, Matsumura, yuki Shizuka Izumi, etc. I know these names and do not know the name, and had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is that they spent with me one after another lonely night; the most incompetent in the spirit of the time I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when it is clear that they make me feel pleasure; in my state do not feel depressed when It is the spirit of whom they let me HIGH up ~
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, !
27. Jane Zhang said: Bibi said: .
babe proposal: we give its name from the small bar, I called I called the
saying in 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together.
babe: we say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me Huan: People call me Jingjing bass to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first hh
29. winter arrived, and even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but wash the wash, even found that he was changed back to childhood look!!!
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he ) slightly!!! Qin (food) What is the color of fecal ??????< br> Answer: Yellow
because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat h.
roof jump from twenty h.
results become h..
die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating.
Once there was a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink ..
There once was a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleeping h.
33. ancestors who
is peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do?
Mengmu moved three (thousands)
35. Zhang Fei:
Yan Yan: ants after falling off from the Himalayan mountains is how to die?
answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
37. the world's most KB
old diary Bear was about to write diaries, found that the diary has been used up, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time finally found a No closing went in bookstores. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss.
boss with a very low voice, said: said: the boss. He would like to take a shower and then come out after the diary hh
bath, which stay even find the windows of the desk was opened, and the wind to blow diary of this page in a faster blown open the last page of hh , which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind thing happened
KB hh saw which stay a scream as he saw the last page reads: < br> (Please pull down)
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to pull h.
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can, eventually, pull a little bit of h
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mm-Price read the last page: 3 per 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart is stiff ah!
a walnut on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah!
a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so cola ah !
a heating on the way to go, easily help the pedestrians walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah!
a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! Wu Jiang Lock up and down for the sake ah!
a meter on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah!
a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet the the other tadpoles, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah!
married a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah!
a hawthorn divorce walking on the street, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah!
remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah!
a tea package on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah!
a dumplings to go on the road, walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah!
a lighter walking on the street, walked suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah!
a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah!
a thimble on the road walk, walked a sudden, I Dinga!
an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah!
a spider walking on the street, walked a sudden, I still want to lie online ah!
a fish on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I like diving every day, ah!
a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah !
an eagle on the way to go, met a bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us play ah eagle bear!
a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah?
an earthworm on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if just does not What,
I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be back,
I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said:
Brother ~ ~ You can come back , and I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work.
boss is American, he is German, said: , you are responsible for coolies. , the Japanese suddenly jumped out,
loudly called:
down, pulling finished, on the polar bear said: Cold!
red said: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have with the spoon.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica Why?
because they're cold h. .
45. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business,
so she went to ask how do gong,
Institute of Certified Public said: You have to find a fresh dead body into its bun dumplings,
and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat these dumplings, otherwise there will be KB happens.
tried the effect of really good boss ,
so she look for the body.
her son the next day to take lunch,
but could not find the refrigerator so he went looking to see,
found a lunch box he thought was his to away,
did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings,
he opened at noon under the terms of the hop,
the morning of 10 is obviously why dumplings soon became five,
He tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the!
know why?
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because the dumplings on a stick in the lid.
46. a lumberjack foreman
to apply for a job: the trees in front of you h to try to see you a minute to cut a few trees h..
A minute h.
foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h.. you used to work in which of?
workers: Sahara Forest hh
foreman: I have only heard over the Sahara �� hh hhhhh ..
Workers Rights: The ah h.. then change the name friends!
47. Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lying There are two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised Three years later, met with the girl, that time, the ring as a wedding ring.
finally 3 years later, the boys back home to marry a woman on board has heard the news over his sad, desperate the ring thrown into the sea, three days after the boat. boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite and bite one of the hard things, threw a look, guess guess to see what he saw ????????< br> Fish bones!
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
he announced: fruits, we are unified with the washing, washing can eat. Wah, you've found what? I stepped on the stool. into the sea.
Therefore, it becomes a Later, he became to run over, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes factories, the results are transformed into spared no horses to become a world hh
Then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say: it was compiled into a class, we call it sad crying ...
results ...
he ...
hair ...
buds ...
the ...
53. One day, cook black stool stool to see the lump of white,
black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white?
white stool was so angry!
he said: I'm not a stool ! my ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h.
so sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu should he eat
been the mouse, but then the cat eat h..
Why???
mice silly because you could not tell Tiger
55. a software company is hiring
this day, a dog ran candidates in charge feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. a dog out a piece of paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals.
Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, He decided to try.
Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language.
So the dog went to the computer before, it is skillfully played an article, there is the preparation of a very complex process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with the soft-bristle toothbrush once
Columbia
dating younger brother suddenly fall in love
any connection with electric toothbrushes have a new neighbor today
toothpaste girl: so small will not let such a smelly fart, it must be beef. He knew she liked roses and cut flowers have a place to self-help,
buy cheap and beautiful roses after the self-help,
occasionally deliberately to buy eleven roses for her,
received the flowers he sent, and she is always happy to look puzzled inadvertently reveal eyes,
until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid after that,
flowers do not must be the number of pairs,
and ten representatives of florid rose really touching it!
But she still hopes to hear him personally say,
was ten she asked representative of what a rose,
he had only prevaricate.
he rose up to ask the flower eleven beautiful words,
flower said: planted a flower three decades, heard what the language of flowers!
flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric,
why you put each flower is eleven?
he was puzzled and asked, flower said:
because hhh
buy ten get one ah ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked to go,
see a lining up for the elderly is very familiar, like his father, Joseph ~
but he was not sure ~ so he decided to talk over with him.
name ah? :
Jesus continue to ask: at this time has to kneel down in tears crying ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ said, br>.
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banks who said: > banks of people:
together after the home h
walked out of the stone noticed a street lamp, on a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp
his curious pick it up, brushed the dust of the above
suddenly the bottle lamp emitting a white smoke in slow
white smoke slowly emerging out of a Dragon .. Dragon ..
but dry, a little malnutrition
he began was: h h Take a look at h but may be only one can succeed in h because I am half and half dragon h smoke to the shrouded living, Dragon is also gradually disappeared in the Three Character Classic
stone until the white smoke to disperse h
or stone, scissors, or scissors, only the cloth is no longer a cloth, successfully turned man of the cloth !
worry at a time of both joy,
just someone passing through here to see this scene,
took him down to the records,
this one is Mencius.
he wrote Road:
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cloth successful, become a man.
remark and then handed down to posterity, but also added Chinese teaching materials.
63. an old man died,
because public memorial, so the body to freeze up with ice,
other public memorial and then when you come out.
just the time the weather was very hot,
drops of water had thawed in the body,
grandson in the next see, very tense shouting:
64. a man of God one day meet God ..
good when suddenly going to give that person a wish h.
God asked h
you have any desire to do what one wants h
I heard a cat to have a 9 h
Mania h
that you gave me right ..
Mania 9 God said ..
your desire to achieve slightly h.
One day, that person is free, bored h
want to die a death forget h
9 Mania Well anyway, to lay the tracks
h.
results of a train in the past h. < br> The man was dead h
Why is this?
because it sets the train cars are 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: This book will be read twenty years and still think KB? to see her looking at the red light, green light changed red h
or parked in the road, motionless.
So the young lady traffic police came to ask: > I do not know how to do, after all h.
feelings or can not be forced
My friend said she recently told a man to go close
do not want to I can not believe
I believe
as h.. I really like her hh
but h..
in the street that day I was surprised to see him with another of her holding hands
very close laugh
instant
broken my heart hh hh.
After I knew he was asking
h turned out to be medical students
family also opened a large hospital < br> I have this third-rate university students, on which the ratio of A hh ..
the past few days I have been awake, or would like to restore the feelings between us h..
I thought for a long time
decided to send her an apple a day
because I believe
When the clerk asked: > 69. Xiaoming hh
a night sleep, decided to go for a walk h
A walking path he walked near his home run into bad luck highway h
police rummage h < br> Xiao Ming called in the past for questioning.
police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery of tickets to his h
says
1. not wearing a seatbelt
2 . unlicensed driving
3. speed of less than 60
70. MM must look beautiful Oh ~~~~< br> Coffee Diet:
Material:
hundred grams of coffee beans (raw )
water 500 cc h
practice:
1, drink 500cc of water.
2, the coffee beans h.
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Scattered on the ground, one finally picked up.
three times a day, repeat month h
72. a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find your potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! good news that it?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~< br> 73. Girls in a class one day a physics teacher on sick leave,
40 female students who are looking forward to be with the class,
to the physical class is a great guy actually Male teachers,
provocative words with a female student said: Can we do school teachers, some excitement exciting game to play it?
male teacher was silent child, said:
good ~ ~
Dear Students, books away and examination now!
74. One day, my sister crying cockroach cockroaches running back ..
father asked: ! Why do people say I'm pests! ooo, ooo hh. ~ ~ a gun: I heard that items can immediately send a person to the Western Paradise hhh
76. a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing to He just kept on riding in the woods turn,
horse suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll from a horse down, pulled the dog to run away,
ran panting under a tree during a lesson,
dog patted his chest and said to him:
l scared me, actually talking horse! r
So hunters are scared to death on the spot hhhhhhh
77. a sugar, walked in the Arctic, cold mm-so that he becomes a rock candy!!!
78. a cabbage, walking off clothes, and finally it did the hhh ..
79. There is a bear came well prepared (with bear to)
incredible book XI (book11)
proud stopped breathing sheep (sheep no breathing)
80. a black to a white cat rescued from the river, you know that white on black was saying anything?
it says: Pointing ~
81. wolf, tiger and the Lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
82. how to drink larger cups?
read the Great Compassion Mantra
83. have a thief on the other families to steal, no one entered the house after seeing the room, but very poor, 200 dollars to stay away hhh
84. a condom feel itchy, so he scratched scratched h.. you guessed how a?
kills the hhhhhhh.
85. rogue + rogue =?
= Mashimaro (TWO) mmmmn == white + white rabbits
86. I bought a Unicom produces TV sets, kept the election platform, the snow was no signal, then the TV talk: TV is not what you call service area, please wait dial h
87. one day a fall with the matches, and went to the hospital bandaged head smashes the results come out into a cotton swab after!!!
88. faster than the spread down the tower, the tower personal Qufu, who he is ?
John (as John Travolta)
89. Once a man, like kneading clay. One day he grabbed a quick whim mud to squeeze, the result Niechu a clay figurine, but Clay does not look good naked , ah think he wanted to. Suddenly he had a good idea, clay figurines made of grass hair and beard, he was very satisfied with his work, so he played a name to it, called Mud uncle hhhhhhh. < br> 90. I am a student of Xiamen University, one day, also captured by the enemy! enemy tied him at the poles, said: , and then we died, he m-power if you do not say, you are also the same fate! Sand
92. husband, Lin Chi-ling than anyone else and I pretty?
of course, you ...
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